Scary Movies You Ever Notice?
Most of you probably know that each October AMC goes on the rampage by playing tons of old horror movies. You name it they play all the Jason’s, Halloween’s, Nightmare on Elm Streets, and Scream movies. I have been watching shitty scary movies for longer than I can remember and each year like a fool, I get sucked in. So I will ask the scary movie fans this evening have you ever noticed ? These are also dead give-aways that some character is about to get a titty hacked off or catch a chainsaw to the face;)
- Have you ever noticed that every girl always wants to go swimming/skinny dipping? I mean who the hell are these women? I have never just been camping and had 6 women beg me to go for a swim.
- Have you ever noticed that every girl wore HUGE white panties and was packing a roll of Charmin Tissue in the front of them…lol.
- Have you ever noticed all the dudes names always have 4 letters? Jeff, Mark, Rick, Mike, and Joey always get killed last.
- The music all sounds like porn music, even the Halloween music kinda gets down.
- Have you ever noticed that the women always just stand there and scream their asses off, even when people are dying right in front of them?
- Have you ever noticed all scary movies are completely void of any technology? You name it there is no phone, car, 8-track, lighthouse, flashlights or firearms.
- Have you ever noticed people run by weapons all the time and never pick them up? See that pick axe? That is a slightly more effective killing tool than a globe.
- Have you ever noticed when someone goes outside for any reason, they are about to die? Checking the mail = dead bitch, Dude pissing = dead SOB
- Have you ever noticed that the fat guy always gets it first? If you happen to be the token black friend…goodbye sweet Homecoming King.
- Have you ever noticed the killers always move slow as hell? I mean some of them could use the Hurry-Cane!
- Have you ever noticed the killers never have to take a break to piss or grab a sandwich?
- Have you ever noticed that Michael Jackson looked like Michael Myers by the end of his life?
- Have you ever noticed if you have sex, you will be dead within 6 minutes?
Anyways these are just a few of the tips/tendencies you can have fun looking for this FearFest season…That is The Word!