Skip to content

Top 10 List of Weird Things In Porno Movies

February 7, 2013

Now, I know none of you fine people watch porn. I will come out and say I have seen one or  10,000 in my day. As Valentines Day approaches and some of you rush out to get the V-Day porno, I have a lifetime of astute observations to provide.  These are just things I find funny as hell in porno flicks. So for some this Top 10 list will be funny, for all the rest of the non porno watchers, trust me this shit happens in these. Just something funny to think about the next time you tune in. Here is my Top 10 list of Weird Things In Porno Movies. Leave a comment If you can think of any funny stuff;)

Top 10 list of Weird Things In Porno Movies

  1. The dudes always keep their damn socks/tennis shoes on…really dude? Guess traction is key.
  2. They always have an intro…who cares where these people are from? These are all lies anyways, “I am 19, I work at an elite law firm named Tits n Ass”…bullshit sweatheart.
  3. Why do the dudes even talk? When they do, they are always have like Russian accents and the shit just sounds funny! Ohh Jes Bobbay! “Vet me see da boobies”
  4. The porno titles…always worth a laugh. My favorite are Field Of Wet Dreams, Glazed And Confused, Saturday Night Beaver, Sex Trek: The Next Penetration;)
  5. When the chick is semi worried about her clothes getting messy…really? Is that your real sexy secretary suit?
  6. Any porno with a plot. I guess if you want to watch the porno version of Superman and follow the storyline, that is your call.
  7. The creepy voices of the guy with the camera…you know what I am talking about.
  8. When the dudes sweat like they just ran a 10k and the chick is bone dry. I just do not get that one.
  9. How the hell do these dudes last more than 3 minutes in these scenes.
  10. The music…porn with a soundtrack is not making my I-pod. No Thanks!

Bonus:

*Why are women surprised when some of these chicks could be models?

* Why do some dudes complain about fake tits vs real tits? To me that is like bitchin about the difference in a prime rib and a fillet…Have a great Night Kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes she is in porno…not a model;)

Advertisements
One Comment
  1. These are so accurate. How about this one, “I’ve never done this before!” …Okay, sweetie.

Leave a Reply Please

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: