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Ladies of Facebook

January 31, 2013

How come every girl on Facebook feels the need to stick their ass out in every picture? I don’t mean the family picture, the one with you and your 4 kids. I mean the “Ladies Night” picture…you know the one…the one where you stick your ass out every time.  I see these pictures every Friday and Saturday night and they trip me out. Hey, I like looking at a girls ass as much as the next guy…the thing is ladies yaw ll are doing it wrong. The pose you present is always like a half ass pose. The ass in really not out, it’s more of a bent back ass pose. Or you like to do some weird shit where you make a face like a fish giving a blow job. White dudes and white ladies, for the love of Pete, please stop tossing up gang signs in every photo. Trust me, you look like a damn poser…it’s not funny.

So as we come up on Valentines and all the single ladies are fishing for compliments at the local bars. Either put it out there, or put it up! Dude’s please stop telling these ladies “Oh that looks so good girl” because if you have to leave comments on a girl’s ass picture…you will probably never get it.

To prove my point how many pictures do you see on Facebook with a dude shoving his crotch in the air? That would just be too funny, “Excuse me can you take a picture of my friend and me, with our junk all hiked up?” Sometimes I would like to stand on a bar and have my package photographed in a suggestive manner, you ever think of that? Maybe have some ladies tell me, that I have a beautiful frame and a pretty face;) On second thought, I guess that I will toss-up a gang sign or point at some random chicks ass! Say Cheese!!!!

Ever seen this shot????
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3 Comments
  1. A lot of the time it’s about forced perspective–stick out the ass, you hide the tummy fat.

    • Not to mention if you don’t have any ass, sticking out your back makes it kind of look like you might.

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