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Halloween Ideas 2012

October 25, 2012

Man who does not like Halloween? This is quite possibly the best night/weekend to go out of the entire fall season. Most women get the permission slip to dress like high-end porn stars or prostitutes, and boy do they! If you are single and you sit at home on Halloween, shame on you.  This is a great time of year, we have cooler weather, football, and scantily clad ladies. So I thought I would give you guys and gals some Halloween ideas for 2012, if you are still looking for the right costume. Use some of these at your own risk. You will either be the guy who gets remembered, or you may end up being the guy or girl who gets punched in the face…enjoy!

Top Halloween Costumes that are sure to offend.

  1. Obama…you will need a “Maybe I Can” T-shirt and a picture with Jay Z.
  2. Mitt Romney…you will need a blank notebook so you can discuss your “plan” and a brief case full of $/old tax returns with smiley faces on them.
  3. Casey Anthony…you will need baby floaties, cocktail dress, Monopoly get out of jail free card
  4. Harvey Updyke… you will need Alabama T-shirt, beer belly, 5 o clock shadow, black-eye, and tree poison
  5. Charlie Sheen…you will need some flour in a bag, two of your skankiest lady friends to be your goddesses, Ray-Bans, and a thesaurus
  6. Momma June from Honey Boo Boo…easy one for the ladies. You will need about 3 flesh-colored neck braces, fat suit, fork lift foot and a bucket of sketti!
  7. Lance Armstrong Medal Repo Man…have fun with this one.
  8. Lindsay Lohan’s skanktastic self is always a good choice! Cigs, vodka, mini skirt, and painted on freckles.
  9. If I was a kid, I would be Carl from The Walking Dead.
  10. Adam Levine…just do your best to look like the toughest metro sexual man on the plant and then cry like a girl.
  11. Fat version of Magic Mike…I never saw the movie, but this should not be too hard.
  12. Your ideas?

Top Halloween Costumes for the ladies: CAUTION some of these are SCARY

  1. Sexy school girl…every man’s fantasy.
  2. Sexy business lady…glasses are a must have;)
  3. Nancy Grace… you will need a bad wig, spare tire/muffin top, and just yell like hell at Dan Abrams.
  4. Chaz Bono…you will just need a brown paper-sack to put over your damn head…easy
  5. Kim Kardashian…you will need a large ass, huge wedding ring, OJ picture handbook, again no talent.

Gotta admit some of these are funny, and you know damn well they would be remembered. Please remember these are just my shitty attempts at jokes, don’t take it seriously:)

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One Comment
  1. Your picture scared me. If you choose Adam Levine, you must buy a buttload of tattoos for your arms and a few for your chest (if you’re showing it).

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