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Oh No Not The Twilight Couple

July 28, 2012

Can you believe that Bella would cheat on Edward? Do you care? Nobody wants to hear about unemployment rates or inspirational Olympic athletes…what gets front page coverage is the Bella/Edward scandal. So here is the deal Bella/Kristin Stewart/ talentless actress/troll has admitted to sleeping with the director from the “Mega Blockbuster”, Snow white and the Huntsman. Don’t worry folks it was just one time and Bella did not even take a shower before the fact!  Does this chick ever bathe…lol. She always looks like a homeless meth-head zombie to me. Turns out the man Bella was banging just so happened to be married…here’s what the Academy winner had to say:

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry,” Stewart said in a statement Wednesday. 

So what in hell is Robert Pattinson to do?

This is what The Word and my tens of followers recommend he do. Robby take one last long look in those rat eyes and kick the bitch to the curb. I mean you’re Edward the MF vampire version of the Biebs! This man may have imprinted in her and we saw the trouble that got her in the last movie. I mean who does she think you are…Jacob? Hell no sir!! You decide that today is the day, that you will start taking showers and not wearing eye-liner. You need to “sack up” and go find Taylor Swift, so she can give us the greatest break-up song of all time. This is the thing about cheaters, if you let them get away with cheating once…game over. You cannot just drink one beer, have one potato chip, have sex with a pornstar just the once. You are always gonna want more, that’s just the mind-set of a cheater. So if you’re even gonna consider letting this chick roll all over some other dudes Johnson without consequence…that’s just sad my friend. I know, I know there are plenty of young boys and girls who would love to take Bella’s place. So do me a favor and go bang a Kardashian, so I can get some different revenge sex news:)

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