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Things You Only See In Alabama

March 25, 2012

Today is another beautiful day down South. So with great weather, it’s the annual resurgence of the Bama rednecks. I myself have a few redneck tendencies, I will not even lie to you. Everyday in Alabama, I can honestly say I see some new shit that I have never seen before. So as of 3 p.m. this Sunday, here is a list of the wacky shit that I have seen this weekend. This list is meant to be informative and if you’re a participant in any shape or fashion…be careful or you might end up on the blog. Leave a comment, anyone else see anything good?

  • Saw a man wearing Jeff Gordon camouflage overalls at Home Depot…with matching camo hat.
  • Dude with red electrical tape to cover up his busted tail light on an older Ford Truck.
  • I heard a lady say “Da Systems Is A Down”…she was informing me that the gas pumps computer system was in fact down at the local gas station. A fact to be sure because the GD pump said system down.
  • I saw a bumper sticker that said “Kick their ass, and take their gas”…guessing they probably vote Republican;)
  • I ordered fried pickles at  a local restaurant…delicious. I apologize, I sadly did not take a picture. Please re-read my last post to get that joke.
  • I saw a rebel flag sticker on an old mans Rascal.
  • I saw a showcase “rat tail” on a dude, just keeping it real.

 

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