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For Animal Lovers

March 8, 2012

So, I happen to be a cat guy and I also like war movies. I came across a funny YouTube video that combines both. This video is rumored to be actual footage of Chuck Norris’s cat in battle.  Since it’s thursday night and we could all use a good laugh…I deem this Chuck Norris joke night…enjoy!!!!!

  • Chuck Norris shot the sheriff. Then he killed the deputy.
  • When Chuck Norris uses a urinal he chips the enamel.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t use toothpicks. He cleans his teeth with a ice pick.
  • Chuck Norris can kick start motorcycles that are out of gas.
  • Chuck Norris’s targets use real bull’s eyes.
  • Sticks and stones may break your bones. Chuck Norris will break your bones.
  • Chuck Norris can eat a cake with the stripper still inside it. Without milk.
  • Chuck Norris will look a gift horse the mouth. Chuck Norris will also punch a gift horse the mouth.
  • When Chuck Norris plays baseball, even his bunts are homeruns. 
  • Nightmares are afraid of Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris was just added to the periodic table of elements. He’s the element of surprise. 
  •  Chuck Norris killed two birds with one stone. He also killed two stones with one bird.
  • Every time he downloads a song, Apple pays Chuck Norris.
  • Space aliens are afraid of being anal probed by Chuck Norris.

RIP…To Chucks Cat Mr. Meowmers.

 

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One Comment
  1. Kim permalink

    Chuck Norris’s cat has 9 lives, but nothing can kill him.

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