Attention Getters on Facebook
What the Hell is up with these people on Facebook who consistently write these damn vague attention getters? I am still kinda new to Facebook, but I see these perpetrators all the time. Some people, mostly women just love to post these open-ended statements. They leave it to their friends or any other stranger to then try to decipher what the hell they are actually talking about. It’s like Facebook has a ton of CSI investigators roaming the web looking for the hard answers or the ultimate truth. I would encourage people who write these one liners to please try to be a bit more descriptive. It is such a “real world” double standard if my ass said half these things to someone at the local sports bar, they would think I was crazy as hell. I guess on Facebook the rules are different, people genially care to find out what you are not saying. So don’t fool for these people’s tricks. If you don’t ask them what they want, guess what they will stop posting this random shit. Here are some examples for all of you. These are the cliffhangers you or your friends may write that drive me nuts…but don’t worry I am not going to beat the info out of you.
- I just can’t take it anymore.
- Why do I even try?
- Will it ever get better?
- Women kill me sometimes.
- Bad night Yawll.
- I guess I was wrong this time.
- OK fine, I am done with this.
- Great, just what I needed.
- He is such a jerk.
- He is so good.
- I am so blessed we made it out of there.
- He is always watching.
Do you see what I mean? People who write these are just begging for attention. I say we don’t give it to them and really piss em off….then they will then post “Is anybody out there?” I know Mikey B is not!