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Top Things To Be Thankful For

November 23, 2011

Hola Amigos! As we all know tomorrow is Thanksgiving and I would like to wish anyone reading this a Happy Thanksgiving. So in the spirit of the Holiday I was hoping to generate some feedback, I decided to do my list of things to be thankful for. I am not gonna do family, jobs, healthy, religion, and beer. We all know those are common sense things, you should appreciate everyday. So here is my list of things I am thankful for, feel free to list yours as well. You don’t have to enter your e-mail to post. Here Goes…these are really in no particular order.

  1. Stripper Shoes and thongs
  2. The NFL…and cheerleaders
  3. Smoker Grills
  4. Mountain Dew
  5. Sweetwater 420
  6. Roadhouse, Top Gun, Brave Heart, Pulp Fiction, T2. LOTR, Madden 2012, SOA, The Walking Dead, The League, American Beauty, Hangover
  7. Taco Bells Triple Steak Stack
  8. Scarlett Johannson
  9. The 1969 GTO Judge
  10. Pizza Huts Meat Lover Pizza

Things I am NOT THANKFUL for

  1. Nancy Grace..and anyone on The View
  2. Twilight Cut Outs…yes ladies we know you saw it. I don’t need a damn FB pic to prove it.
  3. Ashton Kutcher…d-bag who can’t act
  4. ZL 1 Camaro…I can never afford it
  5. Chick Fil-A…don’t buy the hype it’s just bread and pickles
  6. Wal-Mart…single handedly killing Thanksgiving for all of middle class America. Maybe they would like Turkey and football, but they have to go in for “Early Black Friday”
  7. The NY Yankees
  8. Mini Vans…see rule #6 there is a correlation
  9.  Hand Sanitizer
  10. Fix a Flat…shit is dangerous

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From → DR.Mike

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