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It’s TEBOW Time

November 20, 2011

Man when life gets you down and your back is against the wall make it “Tebow Time”. Tim Tebow is a great American hero, and its high time you just accept it. Tebow is a truly polarizing figure love him or hate him. I kinda like the guy, he tends to smile through a ton of shit. I have complied some new facts for Tebow fans. I have also decided what his theme music should be…Hailmary by 2 pac. A classic song that should be played every time he takes the field…I can hope.

  1. Pressure Doesn’t work well under Tim Tebow.
  2. Tim Tebow can re-cite the entire Bible in Arabic.
  3. Tim Tebow doesn’t play…he just wins.
  4. Tim Tebow’s tears can be used as Holy Water…fact.
  5. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Tim Tebow stories.
  6. Did you know Tim Tebow had a role in Star Wars?…He was the force!
  7. Tim Tebow won American Idol using only sign language.
  8. Tim Tebow protects his body guards.
  9. Tim Tebow has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear is not dead it’s just too afraid to move.
  10. Tim Tebow could date your sister and mom at the same time…and your dad would still shake his damn hand.
  11. Chuck Norris had a son he nerver knew…His name was Tim Tebow!!!

 

 

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