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Relax It’s only an alarm

November 9, 2011

Quick question, who in the Hell has not had a security alarm go off on them at a store? If you have not, consider yourself amongst the minority. We have all been there, you go to Target and buy some razors,batteries,cd, dvd,or even detergent and the damn alarm goes off on you. Happens all the time, it’s no big deal. I saw a lady the other day get caught in the alarm trap. She freaked out like the alarm was a damn roadside bomb that just exploded.  I swear I thought this lady was going to shit her pants with fear. People always look around like they are about to get gang tackled by security. You know what would be classic? If you immediately pointed at the women, raised your hands and said, “Ma’ma just put the bag down. PLEASE you don’t want to do this”. Once the security dude walked over she immediately said, ” I don’t know what happened it just went off”. I reserve that sentence for Chuck Norris porno movies. That being said, I was like don’t freak out really it’s ok. I can pretty much tell you did not steal anything, you know how? Because your ass is still standing around. Most crooks don’t just stand around and wait for the mall cops to show up.  So in the words of  Jewels from Pulp Fiction , “That’s what were gonna be, were gonna be cool. That is the word…or just pull a piece on the lady and reenact the scene below, word for word.


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