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Food Porn…Thanks Neely’s

October 21, 2011

I was off today and I came across my favorite food porn show the Neely’s. Now if you have ever watched Food Network you know this husband and wife couple. This show is straight up food porn. These two pretty much talk dirty and sexual about food for a half-hour. If you cannot see through this shit, you are blind. Ms. Neely just loves to call her husband Daddy. Mr. Neely just loves calling his sexual goddess Ohh Baby.  Together they attempt to give you the equivalent of a food hard on. These two prance around the set flirting like a lonely man and a greedy stripper. On many occasions  I have wondered if Mr. Neely ever shuts the cameras down and just rubs Paprika all over Ms. Neely’s turkey breasts between commercials.  I swear these cats were making stuffing the other day and I thought they were going to throw down on the counter. This is a re-enactment of what I saw.

Mr. Neely….”Ohh Baby that stuffing is looking so moist and fresh”

Ms. Neely…”Daddy you know it’s fresh and hot, and just waiting to be served”

Mr.Neely…”Ohh Baby I am gonna eat that stuffing for hours, and then finish it off with a little sweet chocolate pie”

Ms. Neely…”Daddy this pie is gonna be the highlight of Thanksgiving…Come and get it Daddy”

See what I mean and that’s just like 30 seconds of the show. I would love to go on this show just to  be a wildcard. I would be like “Ms Neely you need me to stir that cornbread, while Daddy takes a break?” Watch this video and it will prove I am not lying…that’s the word.

 

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2 Comments
  1. Anonymous permalink

    I seriously think they hate each others guts. Between commercials they are like “YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU PUT TOO MUCH SALT ON THE FRIES! YOU KNOW I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME” her response “FUCK YEA, YA FAT ASS, YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO BE EATING FRIES, BASTARD!!”

  2. Maybe so Anonymous. Perhaps followed by “Hurt Sex” involving wooden spoons.

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