Skip to content

Move it along lady

October 6, 2011

You ever notice it takes some people an extreme amount of time on the air freshener aisle? Everytime I go down this aisle I see people camping out and sniffing the smells, like they are hitting a scented bong. People must put a lot of thought into deciding which smell will define their personality for the next 9 days. Just pick a damn scent would ya! This does not have to be a big production. Do you want your house to smell like cat piss or vanilla,mountain streams,tropical breeze, cinnamon…etc. In my opinion any of these smells are better than piss. Also can someone please explain to me why the hell Yankee candles cost so much? These candles run like 25 bucks, did I miss the invention of some advanced candle formula they are using? The funniest thing to me is these hound dogs who attempt to smell the ocean through the plastic. These people look down at the plastic encased package, like they are pissed it does not smell. I personally go cheap and get the Vaseline based egg-shaped freshener, that costs like a buck. Whatever you buy, please take a minute, pick up a smell and move your ass along. I do not need you smell-bateing over these mystical scents…that is the word.


From → You Ever Notice?

One Comment
  1. Stephanie Sanders permalink

    Mike, you make me want to start a blog. It must feel great to get this stuff off your chest.

Leave a Reply Please

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: