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Hands Clean?

September 6, 2011

I am really not against hand sanitizer in any way . I know that everyone has a right to feel clean. The one thing I am against is the individuals who use hand sanitizer like crack addicts. You have seen these people, hell, you may even be one of these people. They are the people who walk around with hand sanitizer on a key chain, or they have like a Purell necklace. They look like a pissed off high school gym coach with their Purell whistles around their neck. Gimme a break! What are you doing that your hands stay that dirty?  If “these people” ever offer you a skeet of hand cleaner and you refuse…the moment is awkward as hell. America is addicted to this stuff. People pass this stuff around like it is lube on a porn set. Let me ask you, if I stick my finger up my nose, then go take a shit, and then I come in the room and do a hit of  “Hand Wash”…we good for me to cook dinner? All I am saying is control yourself and your hand lube addiction. If you have the huge Crown Royal size of hand lube, you may have problems. Moderation is the key in life. If I walk around town with rubber gloves and a HAZMAT helmet on, then I am the freak…think about it. That is the word.

Hey man let me hit that shit one time!

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