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2011 College Football Do’s and Don’ts

September 1, 2011

Today is the official start of the college football in America. I thought, I would give you guys and gals some quality tailgating/game day tips for the upcoming 2011 season.

  1. Don’t sit next to the guy at the game with tons of chest paint.
  2. Do sit next to the girl with chest paint.
  3. Don’t ask for the name of YOUR starting Quarterback.
  4. Don’t talk about championships your team has won, if your ass was not even alive when they won it…Yes that means you Alabama fans.
  5. If your guy don’t cry like a bitch on national television if your team loses…Yes that means you Alabama fans.
  6. Do wear your team colors! You can leave your damn Yankee hat at the house for a few hours on game day.
  7. Don’t bring your 5-year old to the home teams student section. I am sorry if they see a tit, hear a cuss word, or get Mr Boston spilled on them…it’s the parents fault.
  8. Don’t try to reserve a tailgating spot with a large stick. I tried it before..there will be drama.
  9. Do bring multiple cases of beer!
  10. Don’t poison trees, kick dawgs, deface statues, or just be a dick in general. Have a good time win or lose.

So there are a few tips for you and yours this, good luck to your teams everyone!


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