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Toddlers and Tiaras WTH!

August 24, 2011

I got a little fire in belly tonight, I am gonna cover the TLC show Toddlers and Tiaras. This show is the absolute worst piece of shit on modern-day television, please stop watching this show. Let me ask the parents out there, why would you want to make a 3-year-old girl look like a haggard old prostitute? These poor brain-washed kids are dressed up like whore-ish party clowns, then paraded on stage. All the while fat ass moms who were 10th place runner-up in the High School prom voting ooze with pride and accomplishment. I for one would like to take the Mom’s fat ass and make them model in front of the San Quentin inmates on cell block E. These kids are dancing or doing a two-word stand up comedy  routine in front of the “judges”. These stripper costumes for these kids cost a ton they have photographers,agents, and acting coaches. Gimme a damn break! How the hell in this economy can someone  justify the expense to compete in these competitions. These moms need a good pimp slap, if you ask me. When these kids grow up and have sex with the entire  high school football team, I will bet there was a Toddler competition somewhere in the past. Moms lose the spare tire, dads grow some balls and in the words of Pink Floyd…Leave those kids alone. Stay tuned gang, I am just getting started, your thoughts?

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One Comment
  1. dash permalink

    They’ll all be on teen mom in 10 yrs smh…what’s next???

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