Don’t Tat the Boobs!
Coming back at you today to talk about chicks that, in my mind, commit the ultimate sin, tattooing the boobs. Ladies, why would you ever want to ruin possibly the greatest body part on a girl? Let me say I am in no way against tattoos, I just don’t like them on somebody’s face or on a girls boobs. Typically the women who have tattoos on their boobs have someones name like an ex-husband who is in lock up. I have seen chicks with an image of like a heart, playboy bunny, star, or something that typically looks like a booby smudge up close. Just to prove these are lame as hell, there is a celebrity that has caught some recent negative press for her titty tat, guess who? That’s right none other than Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus is America’s version of upper class white trash…sorry Miley I just hate your ass! Guys you are not off-limits either. The funniest tattoo is the “Male Tramp Stamp”…have you guys seen these things? Damn these dudes are funny, typically they look like Mike the Situation from the Jersey Shore, always seeking attention. Really to me you should just re-invest the money and instead of the sexy tribal tat around your ass checks, just get a tattoo that says douche-bag across your forehead. Here are a few clues/tips you can use to uncover these d-bags in your daily travels.
- They are always overly tan all year around.
- Dudes usually look like “Roid Heads”…think UFC fighter with dawg ears.
- Tons and tons of hair-gell….think like peanut butter hair gel.
- Look for the car they drive to be a really bright color…like neon green,Gatorade orange,etc
- They never have a woman with them ever…single can you believe it?
- They’re always wearing a wife beater tank top.
- They usually have a Detroit on White Sox hat turned around backwards…hard hat for a soft man..lol
So ladies leave those boobs alone and pristine..or just find you a diva with a tramp stamp…that’s the word!